June 18th - K must have learned the word "fair" at VBS because after that week she was saying it ALL the time. But she wasn't using it correctly. She would say things like, "I want to watch a movie. Is that fair?" Or, "I'm going to play legos now. Is that fair?" Or "We're eating apples. Is that fair?" I'm not sure I want to teach her the real meaning. I've never been a fan of the phrase, "That's not fair!" I think, for now, I will leave her in her innocent bliss.
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June 25th - Boo sneezed during dinner. I wasn't really watching and K said in a chagrined voice, "Mommy! She blessed in my face!" slight pause, "But not right now. On Thursday she blessed in my face."
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July 2nd - K came running in from outside holding her Koala. "We're scared of Daddy!" she proclaimed thrusting her Koala baby toward me. I, on the computer, absentmindedly respond, "Huh?" She repeats, "I'm scared of Daddy! He gonna beat me!" I swing around giving her my full attention, "What??" She repeats again, "I'm scared Daddy gonna beat me." Me: "What do you mean?" K, "Beat me!" Me: "What do you mean 'beat you'? K: "You know! Beat me in the race!" Me: "Ohhh, okay."
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July 3rd - We were on the way out to Grandma and Grandpa's for the 4th. K had to go potty really bad and there were no stores around. We finally came to a gas station but all they had was one of those "Honey Bucket" port-a-potties. T took her and when he lifted the lid she said, "Yuck Daddy! Somebody went blue potty!"
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July 7th - Praying at the dinner table. We said, "Amen." K yells, "Please be seated!" Guess she's been paying attention at church more than I thought. :)
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July 8th - We were talking about middle names. For the sake of the story I'll pretend her's is...uh...Abagail. I was explaining to her about how her middle name is the same as Noni's and Boo's is the same as mine. She looks at T and says, "And your name is Daddy Abagail!"
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July 13th - Listening to her scripture cds, they were talking about their Grandpa being sick and dying and going to heaven. K said, "But MY Grandpa isn't going up in the sky. He just gonna stay home. And Grandma stays with him."
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July 19th - We were all outside and she starts singing one of her scripture songs that is set to hip-hop music and at one part they start yelling, "Love! Do good! Bless! And pray!" she got louder and louder and was screaming it over and over. I looked at T and said, "The neighbors are going to think we are seriously indoctrinating our child." K looks over at us and says, "What did the doctor do?"
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July 31st - I bought her a Little Einsteins video at my friend's garage sale. She watched it and later said to me, "Fortissimo is when there is a rhino in your way and you have to be quiet." I don't know if that was the message they were going for. :)
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Okay, that's all for now. She's been saying some hilarious stuff lately so I'll have to do another one soon.














































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