Monday, June 30, 2014

She Strikes Again

So the other day Lottie Lou escaped again (with the help of her almost two year old accomplice) and was gone for several days.  When she didn’t come back the second day I went to move the “rodent cam” down by her cage.  I turned the monitor to Boo’s camera on and nothing.  No signal.  If there had been eerie violin music it would have been straight out of a horror film when I cautiously climbed the stairs to find this…

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Coincidence?  I think not!  We have to smartest most devious hamster known to mankind.  How else do you explain that she chewed through the wires (in multiple places) of the one device we can use to catch and imprison her??

We had a really hard time finding her, but finally did.  We never figured out where she had been…not in any of her “usual” places.

A few weeks later Boo’s curtain was bunched oddly and when I moved it aside I found this…

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Apparently she had somehow managed to get up into the windowsill and make quite a little home for herself.  I don’t know if she climbed the floor length curtain, or maybe took a flying leap from the nearby overstuffed chair.  But I do know that she chewed up a corner of Boo’s expensive cellular window shade…

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Little rat. :P

Saturday, June 28, 2014

My Crazy Life

I haven’t done a day-in-the-life post in a while so here goes…this is from over a month ago, but I didn’t want to post our exact schedule at the time.  Thankfully now we are in summer mode and all these busy activities have dwindled. :)

7:13 – little feet scurrying through the hall upstairs, roll over, look at the alarm clock and try to go back to sleep.

7:15 – little feet are turning into big elephant feet crashing through the hall upstairs. Debate whether to get out of bed and remind the tweedles for the 957th time that they need to play quietly in their rooms until the clock says 8.

8:15 – must have fallen back to sleep, T gets up to get ready for work.  Roll over and grab my phone.  Pull up my Proverbs 31 devotional for the day knowing full well if I don’t read it the instant I wake up it won’t get read AT ALL.

8:20 – out of bed, head to the kitchen. Wake up the computer, pull up K’s lesson plan for the day.  Open Vocabulary lesson.

8:25 – Boo comes down, let her pick breakfast since she’s the first to appear.  She chooses the leftover waffles we made yesterday. 

8:27 – K comes down, ask her to do her vocab lesson while I make breakfast.

8:31 – Hear Peanut talking in the monitor, go in to get her.  Sing This is the Day.  Change a stinky diaper.  Bring her to the kitchen and put her in the highchair.  Sprinkle a few cheerios on her tray to keep her from yelling, “Mommy!” every few seconds, with increasing volume, until she gets her breakfast.  

8:42 – Vocab done.  Sit down to eat waffles with strawberries and whipped cream, with a side of yogurt (breakfast is our biggest meal of the day). Read the kids’ devotional for the day.

8:55 – Back to work. K and S sit at the computer to do their Phonics lesson while I clean up the breakfast mess.  Attempt to get whipped cream out of the baby’s hair with a washcloth.

9:15 – Time for math.  Boo gets bored and heads upstairs to play.  Peanut dumps all the toys out of the basket in the kitchen and then follows.  Make it through without a breakdown (it’s a 50/50 shot with this subject).

9:45 – K begs for a break.  I tell her she only has 15 minutes stored up (I give her five minutes for each subject she completes).  She promises that THIS time she will come right when the timer goes off (hasn’t happened the last 23 times but here’s hoping). Pull out the next subjects books and flip to the right pages. Go get contacts in, run a brush through my hair.  Peanut finds me in the bathroom and starts to pull all the bows off the organizer.  Distract her by getting her dressed and changing another stinky diaper.

10:00 – Timer goes off.  K says, “It’s been 15 minutes already?!?”  My thoughts exactly. Back to work.  Writing is next on the list.

10:15 – Moving right along to Literature.  Three minutes later, K says, “Can I have a break?”  Me, “No you just had one.” Boo comes down and wants in my lap to hear the story. 

10:18 – Peanut sees Boo in my lap and starts pulling on her leg yelling.  Boo sweetly scoots over to share my lap with her demanding little sister.  Finish lesson, after juggling two squirmy girls.  K falls off chair…twice. 

11:00 – Enter completed lesson into the computer.  K, “Can I have a break now?”  Me, “It’s already 11, we need to keep moving. Pull up the Science lesson online while K gets out the workbook.  Go through the lesson and then pull out our K-sized human body so she can draw the circulatory system.

11:25 – Finish Science and head to my room to get out of my pajama pants.

11:28 – Hear crying.  Peanut has stepped on the human body paper and ripped it, and K is the one crying.  I put Peanut in the highchair with some math manipulatives and hand K the tape to heal her wounded body (and feelings).

11:38 – Done for the day!  Have the girls help me put away the markers and papers. 

11:45 – Pull out the bread and start making the ever popular PB&J.  Make a salad for myself and pull out Squeeze packet applesauce so I don’t have to cut up fruit.

12:00 – Time for lunch. Eat lunch, discourage laughing when the baby burps and then claps for herself after saying, “Toos too!”  Read the girls a story from Everyday Graces and hope that somehow the moral presented is seeping in to someone's’ brain.

12:30 – Consider bathing Peanut after feeling the crunchy hair leftover from it’s whipped cream application earlier, but instead take a washcloth to her hands, arms, and face after peeling off the clothes that are smeared with food after the bib was ripped off and tossed to the ground mid-meal. Clean-up lunch dishes, and help Boo clean the yesterday-mopped floor after an attempt to clear her dish results in an upside-down plate of crumbs, jelly smears, and now smashed banana slices.  Get out the hand vacuum so the floor stops crunching underneath my slippers.

12:45 – Sit down to check my email while the girls run off in different directions.

1:00 – Find Peanut in her room, clean diapers strewn about.  Ask if she needs a new diaper, “Yeah!” Thankfully not a stinky one this time.  Read books, get her in bed.

1:25 – Close the nursery door with a sigh. Hear the other two upstairs playing so I take the time to sit in my room and read a few chapters in my bible.  I have been reading through it start to finish but I only get a few chapters in a day so it is literally taking me years. 

1:35 – Hear yelling upstairs.  Quiets down.  Then a door slams.  Head up to referee and role play a better way to handle sharing situations.  We have really been working on talking about our feelings and coming up with solutions instead of just slamming the door and not speaking to one another. 

1:45 – Grab my tennis shoes and head to the breezeway.  22 minutes on the elliptical, which is the length of one episode of reliving my childhood with Saved By the Bell-thank you Netflix. :)

2:04 – Girls come down and ask if it’s time to come down yet, “Not yet, please play quietly until I come to get you.”  25 minutes (light)weight lifting workout video.  Get a drink of water and check my email again.

2:45 – Get girls ready for dance class.

2:52 – Babysitter arrives, straight from school.

3:00 – Take Boo to dance class.

3:05 – Get home, go for a walk with my friend.

3:55 – Get back.  Tell K it’s time to go. Grab a snack for her. Jump in the car.  Drive to dance and exchange the girls.

4:00 – Back home, inside for a small snack.  Ask S to be quiet.  She wakes up A instead.  Babysitter leaves. Get A up and give her some goldfish crackers in her highchair.  Shove a few toys in the kitchen basket after tripping on one.

4:10 – Ask girls for a five minute clean up.  Set the timer and help them rush around getting everything off the floor.

4:15 – Turn on the TV and let Boo pick one show.  She chooses Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood.  Peanut says, “Show! Yay!” and hops up on the couch between them.  Grab the T-ball uniforms and put S in hers while she is distracted by the TV.  Feel like I’m dressing a mannequin, but it’s much easier than watching her take an hour to do it herself.  Boo asks for spaghetti after seeing Daniel eat it on her show. Ok, that works. 

4:25 – Run out to the garage to get some homemade spaghetti sauce out of the big freezer.

4:28 – Peanut hears me in the kitchen and comes running in to “hep”.  She bulldozes her way into the cupboard as I’m getting the noodles out and quick as lightening gets the cracker box open.  Two crackers are extracted before I can even react.  Choose not to fight this battle and watch as she happily toddles off with her prize. 

4:44 – Peanut the destructor is back.  Work quickly as she drags the stool over to the oven.  Scoot it out of harm’s way and then allow her to climb up.  Cook, while telling her “Hot! Stay back!” and ignore the rearranging of “pates!” and “orks!”

4:50 – Text T and give him a ten minute dinner warning, and reminder to pick up K.

5:02 – Fill plates and water glasses and get them in the rights spots. 

5:05 – T and K walk in the door and sit down.  Pray, eat.

5:20 – Help K get into her t-ball uniform.

5:25 – “Everyone go to the bathroom we’re leaving in two minutes!”  Throw the dinner dishes in the sink to deal with later.  Pack a snack for Peanut to keep her busy during the game.

5:30 – Out the door.  Buckling car seats.  Sit down in the pick-up and take a breath.  Drive to the game.

5:45 – Arrive.  Help T drag out the stroller, kids and T-Ball equipment.  Follow Peanut around while the kids warm up.  Remind a mom that she has snack next game.

6:00 – PLAY BALL!

7:00 – Rah, rah Marlins! Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

7:30 – Home.

8:00 – Pajama time! 

8:30 – Turn out the last light. Blow the last kiss. 

8:32 – Fall on the couch in exhaustion and remain there with Netflix and my crochet project.

Whew.

Friday, June 27, 2014

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

“Dat Funny?”–Part 14

March 21 – all three of these first ones were from the same day, she was on a roll. :)

I was talking with Noni about plans for the week and when Boo might be able to spend the night and go to preschool with her.  S overheard and interrupted, “I’d be delighted to come to your school!  It would be lovely!”

Boo dramatically held up both hands, “Does everyone have a hood??  I think it’s going to rain.  I see blue clouds so that means we are going to get some precipitation.  Isn't that in-ster-sting?!?”

“How long have we been in the car?” Me: “17 minutes.  When we go on our trip to South Dakota we are going to be in the car for 17 HOURS.” S: “Oh good, we’ll have plenty of time to pick out our souvenir!”

March 25th

I told her, “You are going to Noni’s tomorrow.” S: “And I get to go to  school!” Me: “No, not till next Friday.” S: “Oh please oh please Mommy??”  Me: “Next Friday.” S: “Bug the kids at Noni’s school enjoyed me so much! Please let me go!”

March 27th

S was sitting on her feet on the ground for a while and then tried to get up, “Aahh, when your foot gets sparkly that means it wants to go to bed. “

Smile

Monday, June 23, 2014

VBS Week

Whew!  VBS week always wears me out!  It’s only 2.5 hours each morning, but I never once sit down and all the planning and getting everyone ready and there seems exhausting. 

Thankfully this year we were SO blessed to have Grandma spend the week with us!!!  There was nursery offered for the worker’s kids but I can rarely get Peanut to go in the nursery for 35 minutes during the sermon on Sunday so I knew there was no way she’d go for 2.5 hours!  Grandma graciously agreed to come out and take care of her all week so I could do snacks without my un-helpful helper. :) Peanut and Grandma had a great time here at home!  Grandma helped me out around the house too by doing dishes and laundry and taking the girls for a walk one afternoon.  SO SO nice!   I am truly blessed with such a wonderful mother-in-law!

Our theme was Sonworld, an adventure theme park.  This was my first year to be totally in charge of snacks so I kept it pretty simple:

Monday: goldfish crackers

Tuesday: “caramel apples” (apple slices with a dollop of caramel)

Wednesday: animal crackers

Thursday: mini-corndogs

Friday: popcorn

Bug and Boo did awesome this year!  Last year Boo didn’t want to stay with her class, but this year it was no big deal.  She happily went off with her teachers and friends with a smile and wave in my direction.

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Bug of course had a blast with all her friends!  Here she is during craft time.

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We went out to Mexican food one day and Peanut and Boo taught Grandma the hand game. :)

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One of their crafts was a big clear balloon with all manner of confetti and glitter.  Bug loved it!  I was nervous it was going to pop in the car. :)

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I had to take some pictures of Boo looking so cute one day when I went in to drop off her class’s snack.

Art project time!

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We’ve had weeks on end of sunny 80 degree whether and Monday dawned a cold and rainy 50 degrees.  It rained Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.  Thankfully this year we have a new addition going up so the kids were able to play and get some energy out during game time without getting wet.

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I snapped this pic through the window when I was walking by Boo’s room.  No idea what she is so intently explaining. :)

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I thought everyone did a great job decorating the church!  It looked really fun and the kids loved it!

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Boo got to go up and help lead songs one morning.

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Buggy making a hamburger book…

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Boo making a crown…

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And Bug and Boo both got to go up and help lead songs on Thursday.

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Here they are with some of their friends.

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It was a great week of VBS! 

And thank you SO SO much for helping us out all week Grandma!  You’re the best!!!

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Sunday, June 22, 2014

Haircuts

I have been meaning to cut the girls’ hair for months!  I finally got them in this week.  Bug’s was getting unmanageably long and was taking me about 10 minutes just to brush it out.  She was “growing it out like Rapunzel” she said. :)  It was getting so long she could tip her head back and sit on it!

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In fact it was so long she couldn’t even sit in the chair.  She had to stand and let the hairdresser sit down!

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She took about 6 inches off and it’s MUCH more manageable now!

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We also decided to get Boo’s hair a trim for the first time EVER!  She was SO happy!  She hopped up in the chair and gasped, “Look how beautiful I look!”

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Admiring herself…

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She barely got any taken off, but it’s more even now.

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“I look lovely!”

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Cutie pie.  Grandma and I both got our haircut too so it was a family affair. :)  The way Peanut’s hair is growing it will be a long time before we can get hers cut! 

Saturday, June 21, 2014

“Daddy Coming”

I love how much Peanut is talking these days.  I am happy to report that she seems to be out of her “terrible two’s” phase for the most part.  She is still a whirling dervish, whipping through the house at destruction level 99, but at least she’s stopped throwing fits, screaming, and whatever else was going on those few weeks.  She is talking a lot more so it helps that she is able to communicate better.  I was trying to get her to say, “Daddy coming” because it’s really cute.  She says it near the end.  You can see her *gasp* in this video.  She gasps all the time when she sees something she thinks is exciting. This time it was a bird or “duck” as she called it. :)

Friday, June 20, 2014

Funny Friday

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I think this will be T in a few years!

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Too true…

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Or kids…

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Happy Friday!

Smile

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Parks and Picnics

Last week I needed to borrow something for a friend.  She already had plans for a day at the park so we joined her playdate. 

Peanut was SO excited to see the ducks and geese.  She was reaching both hands out and saying, “Look!  Look!” You can’t tell how big these geese are from this picture but they are eye level with Peanut, probably weighing more than she does, and they’re not too shy to get up close!

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The girls had a great time running around with the other kids, exploring the park!

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Miss K offered to take Peanut down the slide.  She loved it!

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So did the big girls.

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Whee!

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Bug has become such a helpful big sister!  She is really great with Peanut and is a big help to me when I need an extra pair of hands!

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Peanut was happy to be free and ran all over climbing on anything she could reach.

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She really loves animals like her biggest sister!  Boo, as a baby, would never have let an animal get this close to her! Peanut, in an opposite manner, wanted the goose to come up to her!

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Sweet Boo.

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We hit the carousel as soon as it opened.

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Peanut may love real animals but she wasn’t too keen on the fake ones!  She refused to get on a horse so after several tries I gave up and sat on one of the benches with her.  She was getting really antsy waiting for the ride to start so I let her take a few selfies. :)

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When we started moving she wasn’t sure what to think.

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But then she discovered that she LOVED it!  She was squealing and laughing, saying, “Yay! Me! Yay!”

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We ate a little picnic lunch with our friends.

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And then it was time to go.  I had to stop at UPS to mail Bug’s school books back (they send you mailing labels so it doesn’t cost anything) so it was past Peanut’s naptime when we got home.  Usually she lays in bed talking and singing for a while before she falls asleep, but I took this picture about 90 seconds after I put her down.

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What a fun day!