Oatmeal

“Here we go again.”

“What the heck is that supposed to be?”

“Really? You expect me to eat this?”

“Okay, okay I’ll try it again.”

“Nope, still no good.”

“You people just don’t quit do you?”

*Sigh*

“Oh good.  I think we’re done.”

“More?  At least let me put it in myself.”

“Nope. That really doesn’t make it taste any better.”

“Maybe if I just set it in there they’ll think I’m actually swallowing it.”

“See Mom.  I got this.”

“Yeah, I know.  I’m pretty good.”