“Laugh With Me!”– Part 18

May 15th

We were outside when K all the sudden yelled, “P - O - S we’re going to town!”  Me: “I think you mean P.S.”  K: “No, it’s POS.”

June 6th

We were eating lunch and T and I were talking about how my cooking is going to look a lot different when our girls are older than it would if we had boys (salads vs. burgers, health food vs. cookies, etc.)  Bug piped up: “We have 5 girls!”  Me: “Yes, with Izzy we have 5 girls and only 1 boy.  Should we get a boy dog for Daddy?”  T cut in, “How about a big shop?”  K: “Yes!  A REALLY big shop so Daddy can go there to cry.”

June 15th

The girls started thinking it was funny to say potty words (pee, poopy, toot, etc.) and I tried to explain to them that we need only say those words when we are going to or using the bathroom.  Later they both went running into the bathroom and started shouting potty words at each other and giggling.  I don’t think the message quite got through. :)

June 30th

I always think it’s funny when our kids say something that is old beyond their years.  Noni must have been talking to them about things because Bug saw a flagpole and told us, “I love our country because our government let’s us talk about Jesus!”

July 5th

We were talking about the baby at lunch one day.  Daddy said, “What if our baby comes out and it’s a boy?”  The girls both protested, “NO!” and K, looking shocked, said, “Daddy!  That is HATEFUL!”

July 6th

I threw my hair up in a messy bun just to get it out of my face one day.  K looked at me and kind of shook her head as if sorry for me, “I don’t like your hair like that Mommy, but you can wear it that way if you want to.”

July 22nd

Bug ALWAYS stalls at bedtime by asking question after question.  This particular night one of them was, “Mommy?  Why do I ask so many questions?”

July 26th

The song that Bug’s dance team used for their parades this summer was I Love Rock N’ Roll and after that Bug would go around the house singing loudly, “I LOVE ROCK N’ ROLL!  PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUICE BOX BABY!”  Now that’s the only way we sing it.