"Laugh with me" - Part 7

September 2nd

T needed to show me something outside so as soon as we were finished eating lunch we walked out there. K wasn't done so we told her to finish eating and we'd be right back. When we came back in K was hiding under the counter. T told her to get back up in her chair and finish her lunch. She climbed back up and said, "Scuse me, scuse me Mommy, Boo said I could be excused."

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September 7th

K came into the kitchen, "10 or 5"

Me: "What?"

K: "10 or 5 or 6"

Me: "Huh?"

Noni came in: "Oh, she was just telling me that she is going to have kids someday and when I asked her how many kids she is going to have she said, '10 or 5 or 6' ".

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September 12th

We were in the car with Grandma and we had a pretty long drive. We started doing animal sounds.

Grandma: "What does a cow say?"

K: "Moo"

We went through the list: pig, horse, chicken, etc. We had exhausted the list of animals when K finally said, "Toot toot"

Grandma: "What animal is that?"

K: "That is what a rooster says when he toots! (hehehe)"

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October 4th

We were eating corn on the cob. K said she wanted a new cob but she still had a bunch, it was just patchy. T tried to show her how to bite it in a row and she said, quite dejectedly, "But I'm just not as good an artist as you Daddy!"

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October 6th

We use euphemisms for the various private body parts, namely, booty, pee-pee, and chest. I was looking at my facebook and there was a picture of some frosted cookies that someone had posted. K walked up and said, "Hey! What is that?"

Me: "Some cookies."

K: "It actually looks like a lot of chest-es."